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is a volvo motor that goes brett all day but is as slow as a fat kid in the hallway but is super fast on frozen lakes

my volvo is so brett it makes my dog cry

i drive like a maniac on the ice but look like a turtle on the road

my volvo is so slow it takes 10 minutes to go 1 mile

is a volvo that runs wild but is as slow as a snail in traffic but rips up frozen lakes like it's a party

my volvo is wild on the ice but can't even go 20 on the highway

i drive like a lunatic on the lake but like a slug on the road

the ice is my playground, the highway is my prison

is a volvo that goes crazy but is slow as hell but is a beast on frozen lakes

my volvo is crazy on the ice but it takes forever to go 10 miles

i scream at the road but laugh at the lake

i can't even go 20 on the highway but i can fly on the lake