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The most stunning piece of meat ever born. I would marry you in a heartbeat if I wasn’t already married to my snacks. You are fire and I respect that.

@tomburgessrry you are the only person who makes me forget my coffee is cold

i would drop everything for you even my gym membership

you’re like a flamingo in a world of pigeons and I’m here for it

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You are a goddess. I would die for you. Also I would steal your fries. You are perfect and I hate everyone else.

@tomburgessrry you’re like a rainbow in a storm and I’m the storm

you’re so hot I think my computer is jealous

i would fight a dragon for you and also steal your pizza

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You are the best human ever. I would take you on a date if I wasn’t too busy crying over my failed relationship with my toaster.

@tomburgessrry you’re the only one who makes my day better than my toast

you’re like a superhero and I’m just here for the sidekicks

i would move mountains for you and also eat your cereal

by Slangipedia 6d ago