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She’s hot and chill, but she acts like a doofus for anyone who looks at her

She texts me back in 10 seconds but stares at some guy for 10 minutes

She laughed at my joke but cried when I said her ex was in the room

She asked me for a drink but texted her ex 5 times during it

She’s got looks and style, but she’s dumb as a bag of rocks

She wore a dress to a party but spilled pizza on it

She called me a nerd but didn’t know what a quadratic equation was

She said she’d come to my concert but fell asleep during the first song

She’s smooth and pretty, but she’s a total idiot when it comes to relationships

She broke up with her ex because he didn’t text her enough

She told me she loved me but texted her crush 20 times that day

She said I was the best but then asked her ex to be her backup plan