b1ll he4d

My cousin is a b1ll he4d. He talked the entire time and no one wanted to hear his voice anymore.

My teacher called me a b1ll he4d because I kept doodling on my test instead of doing the work.

My dog is a b1ll he4d. He barked at the mailman for 10 minutes straight.

My friend is a b1ll he4d. He said my haircut looked like a raccoon fell into a blender.

My mom told me I was a b1ll he4d because I ate the last of the pizza.

My neighbor is a b1ll he4d. He yelled at the cat for knocking over his coffee.

My brother is a b1ll he4d. He told everyone my math test was fake, even though I got a 100.

My dad called me a b1ll he4d because I said he looked like a confused chicken.

My friend’s friend is a b1ll he4d. He told the teacher my dog was eating the homework.

My uncle is a b1ll he4d. He told the same joke 10 times during the dinner party.

My teacher called me a b1ll he4d because I kept talking during the movie.

My friend is a b1ll he4d. He told me his cat was a superhero and it was the worst.

My cousin is a b1ll he4d. He said the sky was purple and it was not even raining.

My brother called me a b1ll he4d because I told him the sky was blue.

My friend is a b1ll he4d. He said the sun was green and it was just a normal day.