Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word you use when you’re trying to act cool but your junk is doing all the talking.

Man I can’t believe I got a b1er in the grocery store.

He was talking about his dog when I saw his b1er.

I tried to ignore it but my b1er was screaming at me.

2

When your penis gets a little excited but you’re too much of a baby to say it out loud.

I got a b1er in the middle of my math test.

She was talking about her cat and I had a b1er.

I tried to hide my b1er but it was too big.

3

A secret word for when your junk is getting ready to go to war and you’re too chicken to admit it.

I had a b1er in the elevator and it was a disaster.

He got a b1er while talking to his mom.

I had to leave the room because of my b1er.

4

A fancy way to say you’re getting hard but you’re too much of a coward to say it.

I got a b1er in the middle of a Zoom call.

He had a b1er while eating his lunch.

I got a b1er and I couldn’t look my friend in the eye.

5

When your junk gets all worked up but you’re too much of a wimp to say it.

I got a b1er while watching a movie.

He had a b1er and it was so obvious.

I got a b1er and it was the worst.