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You're so kind it makes other people look like they were born in a dumpster.
You gave your last slice of pizza to a guy who just yelled at you.
You let the fat kid sit in your chair during lunch.
You told your mom she was a good person, even after she yelled at you for 2 hours.
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You're like a saint, but with a swear word for every problem.
You told the bully to shut up and then offered him a sandwich.
You forgave your little brother even after he peed in your bed.
You cried when the dog died, but you still cursed the vet.
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You’re so good it’s annoying, like a really loud alarm clock that won’t stop ringing.
You helped your friend even after he stole your lunch money.
You let the annoying kid sit next to you on the bus.
You told the teacher you were okay even after she gave you a pop quiz.
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You’re like a golden retriever who also knows how to cuss.
You let the new kid sit with you even though he spilled your juice.
You said 'please' to the principal even after he gave you detention.
You hugged your little sister even after she took your phone.
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You’re the kind of person who would save a drowning cat, but still yell at it for being messy.
You shared your snack with the class clown even after he made you laugh too hard.
You let the kid who broke your glasses sit next to you on the bus.
You forgave your dad even after he took your Xbox.
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