Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most unholy way to wear underwear, like you’re trying to trap your enemies in a cursed lair.

My dad wears b0xx0rs like he’s preparing for a war.

I saw my dog wearing b0xx0rs and it looked like a crime scene.

My mom says my b0xx0rs are so bad they could ruin a saint.

2

Boxers that are so low they might fall out and start a riot.

My b0xx0rs are so low my pants are in danger.

He wore b0xx0rs to the grocery store and it was a disaster.

My b0xx0rs are so low my socks are giving me a high five.

3

A type of underwear that’s like a jailbreak for your crotch.

My b0xx0rs are like a jailbreak for my crotch every morning.

He broke out of jail just to wear b0xx0rs.

My b0xx0rs are so loose they might start a rebellion.

4

Boxers that are so big they look like they were stolen from a giant.

My b0xx0rs are so big they might take over the world.

He wore b0xx0rs that looked like they came from a giant’s closet.

My b0xx0rs are so big my pants are jealous.

5

A style of underwear that’s like a prison for your legs.

My b0xx0rs are like a prison for my legs every day.

He wore b0xx0rs so tight they might break free.

My b0xx0rs are so tight my legs are in a jail.

6

Boxers that are like a hug from a monster.

My b0xx0rs are like a hug from a monster in the morning.

He wore b0xx0rs so big they looked like a monster gave them a hug.

My b0xx0rs are so tight they might squeeze me into a monster.