b0x

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A fancy word for a computer that only 31337 h4x0rs use to sound cool and pretend they're not just kids who broke into a server once.
My dad’s computer is a b0x. It barely runs Fortnite.
She said she’s a hacker. All she does is look up b0x on Google.
My teacher called my phone a b0x. I told him it was a phone.
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A b0x is just a computer. But if you say it with a sneer and a head tilt, it sounds like you’ve cracked the code to the universe.
He said his b0x could hack the moon. I said, 'You’re just copying my homework.'
My b0x is faster than my brother’s. He said it was just a laptop.
My mom’s b0x is a toaster. She calls it a 'smart toaster.'
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A b0x is a computer that only 31337 h4x0rs think is cool because they still use the word 'leet' and can’t spell 'hacker' properly.
My b0x is so old it has a dial-up sound. I call it my ‘dial-up b0x.’
He tried to impress me with his b0x. It had a screensaver. I called him a ‘leet’ loser.
My b0x is a laptop. My brother’s b0x is a phone. My mom’s b0x is a microwave.
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