b0vine

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B0vine is when you act like a g0at who just stepped in a pile of poop and got yelled at by a farmer.
My cousin is so b0vine, he turned his math test into a goat fight.
She said I was b0vine for eating the last pizza slice.
He called his mom b0vine because she screamed at him for being late.
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B0vine is like being a g0at who forgot how to chew and got kicked by a cow.
My friend is b0vine because he failed his history exam and cried in the hallway.
She called the teacher b0vine for giving extra homework.
He said his dog was b0vine for eating his homework.
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B0vine is when you’re a g0at who thinks it’s a cow and gets confused in the field.
My little brother is b0vine because he ran out of the house screaming about aliens.
My mom called my dad b0vine for forgetting our anniversary.
He said the chicken was b0vine for crossing the road.
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B0vine is like being a g0at who got locked in a barn with a goat named Steve and no snacks.
She called her boss b0vine because he yelled at her for sending a wrong email.
He said his sister was b0vine for stealing his phone.
My teacher called the principal b0vine for cutting the lunch period.
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B0vine is when you’re a g0at who tried to be a cow and ended up in a goat fight.
My neighbor is b0vine because he screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong paper.
She called her crush b0vine for ignoring her for a week.
He said his cat was b0vine for knocking over his soup.
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