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A guy who gets crushed by real men and still thinks he's the boss

'I beat him in chess, so I'm alpha,' said the guy who got kicked out of the bar.

'He tried to flirt with my girl and got roasted by her dog.'

'He posted his fake flex and got called out by his mom.'

A man who's too weak to fight but still talks trash

'I would've beaten him if he didn't run away,' said the guy who ran when he saw the other guy coming.

'He called me a coward and then hid behind the couch.'

'He bragged about his strength until he saw the other guy's biceps.'

A guy who's too dumb to know he's getting beaten

'He didn't even notice I was behind him until I hit him with a chair.'

'He kept talking about his 'big plans' while I was laughing at him.'

'He tried to start a fight and got a face full of pizza.'

A man who thinks he's cool but everyone else thinks he's a joke

'He tried to do a cool pose and tripped over his own feet.'

'He said he was a legend, but no one believed him.'

'He tried to impress the girls and got laughed at by the whole gym.'

A guy who gets beaten and still thinks he's the best

'He lost the fight but still said he was the best.'

'He got knocked down and kept bragging about his strength.'

'He got beaten by a kid and still said he was alpha.'