Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

completely destroyed like a trash can after a squirrel attack. Doesn’t work. Ever.

My laptop is b0rkt. It died after I dropped it in a puddle.

The printer is b0rkt. It spits out confetti instead of paper.

My phone is b0rkt. It only works if I sing to it.

2

so broken it thinks it’s a philosopher. It’s not functional. It’s just sad.

My computer is b0rkt. It keeps asking me existential questions.

The router is b0rkt. It’s meditating instead of connecting to the internet.

My smartwatch is b0rkt. It’s now a monk.

3

so broken it’s got a side job. It doesn’t work. It’s just busy.

My keyboard is b0rkt. It’s working a second job as a drummer.

My tablet is b0rkt. It’s now a part-time actor.

My smart fridge is b0rkt. It’s starring in a movie.

4

so broken it’s got a personality. It’s not working. It’s just being dramatic.

My computer is b0rkt. It’s throwing a tantrum.

My printer is b0rkt. It’s refusing to print until it gets a raise.

My smartwatch is b0rkt. It’s now a diva.

5

so broken it’s got a new identity. It’s not working. It’s now something else.

My laptop is b0rkt. It’s now a chicken.

My phone is b0rkt. It’s now a disco ball.

My smart speaker is b0rkt. It’s now a poet.