b0rked

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A fancy way to say something is completely destroyed, like your mom’s favorite pants after you tried to wear them as a cape.

My laptop is b0rked. It won’t even boot up. I think it’s dead.

That game is b0rked. I’ve tried every cheat code in the book.

Your hair is b0rked. You looked like a raccoon that lost a bet.

When something is so busted it might as well be in the trash can with your old socks.

This phone is b0rked. It shows a picture of a cat every time I try to call my dad.

My brother b0rked my Xbox. Now it only plays Mario Kart 1998.

This pizza is b0rked. It has more cheese than a cheese factory.

To b0rk something is to smash it like it owes you money.

I b0rked my keyboard by dropping a cup of coffee on it. Now it types ‘asdfghjkl’ all the time.

She b0rked the printer by feeding it a sandwich. Now it only prints bread.

He b0rked my phone by putting it in the microwave. Now it only works when it’s hot.

When something is b0rked, it’s like it got run over by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey.

My computer is b0rked. It keeps showing a picture of a dancing banana.

That app is b0rked. It won’t let me log in. It just says ‘error 404’.

My mom’s phone is b0rked. It only plays music from the 80s.