b0ner

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What dumb people say when they think they’re being cool and they really just sound like a baboon with a broken radio.
Bro, I just said b0ner in front of my mom. I’m dead.
My dog barked at me and I said b0ner. I’m a failure.
I tried to be edgy and said b0ner. It backfired.
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A cock so hard it could break the world in half and still be proud of itself.
My b0ner was so strong it woke up my neighbor’s cat.
I had a b0ner so big it could’ve been a bridge.
I had a b0ner that could’ve beat up a horse.
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