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Get a hard-on so fierce it could wake the dead and make your pants scream.

My mom walked in and I got a hard-on so big it looked like a superhero came out of my pants.

I saw a hot dog and my boner was like, 'I'm coming, I'm coming!'

He got a boner so strong it knocked over the whole pizza box.

Your penis gets so excited it could start a riot.

He saw a girl and his penis got so excited it started a fight with the toilet paper.

The boner was so intense it made the dog run away.

He got a boner so strong it made the whole room shake.

Your junk gets so hard it could beat up a brick wall.

His junk was so hard it could’ve knocked out a brick wall and still had energy left.

He got a boner so strong it made the chair creak like it was in pain.

Her junk was so hard it could’ve started a war with the couch.