b0burnhamfan

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A kid who dances like they’re on fire and screams into a mic like it’s their last day on Earth
@b0burnhamfan just did a dance that made my dog cry
I saw b0burnhamfan at the mall and it was like a war zone
b0burnhamfan just screamed so loud my headphones broke
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A human who thinks they’re a legend and posts videos like they’re the next big thing
b0burnhamfan just posted a video and called it 'the greatest dance of all time'
My mom asked who b0burnhamfan was and I had to explain it to her
b0burnhamfan posted a video and it had 2 likes
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A person who makes videos like they’re the king of the world and nobody else matters
b0burnhamfan just posted a video and said 'you’ll never beat me'
At school, b0burnhamfan kept talking about how great they are
I told b0burnhamfan they’re not that good and they screamed at me
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A kid who dances so hard they think they’re gonna explode and talks to their phone like it’s their best friend
b0burnhamfan just danced so hard their face turned red
b0burnhamfan talks to their phone like it’s alive
At lunch, b0burnhamfan was dancing and screaming at their phone
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A person who thinks they’re famous and posts videos like they’re on TV
b0burnhamfan just posted a video and said 'I’m gonna be famous someday'
At the park, b0burnhamfan was dancing like they were on a show
b0burnhamfan just said they’re gonna be rich one day
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A kid who dances like no one’s watching and talks to their phone like it’s their only friend
b0burnhamfan was dancing in the hallway like no one was there
b0burnhamfan just texted their phone and said 'you’re the best'
b0burnhamfan talks to their phone more than they talk to me
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