b0blive

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A streamer who thinks they’re cool but everyone else is just pretending to like them.
B0blive just did a 4-hour stream and no one watched. He said it was 'a masterpiece.'
He tried to beat Pogostuck map 2 and got stuck on level 3. He called it 'a learning experience.'
He said his blue hair was 'a statement.' It looked like he dipped his head in a paint can.
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A tiny, balding streamer with dyed hair who can’t even finish a map without crying.
B0blive tried to beat Pogostuck map 2 again. He got distracted by a cat video and failed.
He said his blue hair was 'the best part of his life.' It looked like he dipped his head in a paint can.
He tried to do a 2-hour stream but fell asleep after 10 minutes. He called it 'a deep connection with the audience.'
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A washed-up streamer who still thinks he’s the king of the internet, even though he can’t beat a map.
B0blive said he was going to beat Pogostuck map 2 today. He didn’t. He said it was 'a strategy.'
He tried to do a live Q&A and forgot how to answer questions. He just said 'I’m busy.'
He said his blue hair was 'a symbol of hope.' It looked like he had a seizure in a paint store.
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