b00nling

My cousin is a b00nling. He still thinks 2+2 is 3 and calls me a ‘math wizard’

My friend’s b00nling brother tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and cried when it didn’t fit

The b00nling in my class thinks a ‘virus’ is a type of soda

My b00nling neighbor tried to ‘be cool’ by wearing socks with sandals and a hat at midnight

The b00nling in my group chat sent a meme of a cat and called it ‘epic’

My little brother is a b00nling. He tried to ‘flame’ me with a candle and set his hair on fire

My b00nling friend tried to ‘go viral’ by dancing in a closet and shouting ‘I’m famous!’

The b00nling at my school believes the internet is a giant robot that eats your homework

My b00nling sister thinks a ‘like’ is a real thing you can eat for breakfast

My b00nling brother tried to ‘save the world’ by throwing his lunch at the principal

The b00nling in my class thinks a ‘superpower’ is when you can draw really fast

My b00nling cousin tried to ‘fly’ by jumping off a chair and landed in a trash can

My b00nling cousin tried to get a job as a ‘b00nling’ and asked for a raise in crayons

The b00nling in my class thinks ‘b00nling’ is a type of pizza

My b00nling friend tried to ‘be a b00nling’ by eating a whole bag of chips and still didn’t get it