Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A b00n is a weak, brainless, newbie who thinks they're awesome but really just makes stupid mistakes and gets called out for it.

@joe: You're a b00n, you missed the obvious trap!

Lol, this b00n just got 1v3'd by a kid in 2nd grade.

That b00n tried to hack the game and got kicked out.

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If you're a b00n, you're the kind of person who gets banned for saying ‘cheater’ and ‘hacker’ like it’s a fancy word.

I got kicked for being a b00n, I just said ‘flamer’ one too many times.

That b00n got banned for swearing at the boss.

This b00n tried to spam ‘noob’ and got kicked out of the server.

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A b00n is a player who’s so bad, even the n00b’s laugh at them. They’re the weakest link in the team.

That b00n couldn’t even kill a goblin.

The b00n got killed by a turtle.

This b00n got 1v1’d by a kid with a lollipop.

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A b00n is someone who’s so dumb, they think they’re the best, but everyone else is just rolling their eyes.

That b00n thought he was the king of the server.

The b00n tried to beat the boss with a pencil.

This b00n just said ‘I’m cool’ and got laughed at.

5

A b00n is for people who think they’re 1337 but are just copying the cool kids and using stupid words like b00n.

That b00n tried to be 1337 but just said ‘noob’ wrong.

This b00n used 1337 speak and got called out.

That b00n tried to be cool and just said ‘b00n’ like it was a real word.

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A b00n is someone who does something so stupid, it makes everyone else look smart.

That b00n tried to fight a dragon with a banana.

This b00n just walked into the lava like it was a party.

That b00n tried to fly and fell into a lake.

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A b00n is just a noob with zeros, trying to look cool but it’s just a dumb way to say ‘noob’.

That b00n just said ‘noob’ with zeros and got laughed at.

This b00n tried to be cool but just said ‘b00n’ wrong.

That b00n used ‘b00n’ instead of ‘noob’ and got called out.