b00bens

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B00bens is what the most basic of basic humans call their boobs when they think they're being fancy.

'I’m gonna go get my b00bens out,' she said, like she was getting her medals.

'He asked for my b00bens, and I said, 'You got the wrong girl.'

My friend texted me: 'I'm dying. My b00bens are killing me.'

B00bens is the word you use when you’re too lazy to say boobs but still think you're cool.

'Let’s go get some b00bens and pizza,' he said, like it was a big deal.

She posted: 'My b00bens are so big, they’re gonna take over the world.'

In the DMs: 'Your b00bens are the reason I’m late to class.'

B00bens is what you call your boobs when you’re trying to sound like a hacker but you’re just a kid with a phone.

'I’m hacking my b00bens,' he said, like he was doing something epic.

She wrote: 'My b00bens are hacking my brain.'

In a group chat: 'B00bens are the future. I swear.'