b00allz

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B00allz is when everything falls apart and you’re left with nothing but regret and a ton of embarrassment.
My mom tried to cook for 10 people and it turned into a fire. B00allz.
I got caught wearing pajamas to school. B00allz.
My dog ate my homework and my cat ate my lunch. B00allz.
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B00allz is when life gives you lemons and you try to make lemonade but it tastes like ass.
I failed my math test and my dog got a D. B00allz.
My crush asked me out and I said no. B00allz.
I spilled my lunch on my shirt and my teacher saw it. B00allz.
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B00allz is when everything you thought was going well goes straight to hell.
My video game broke and my WiFi stopped working. B00allz.
I got grounded for eating my homework. B00allz.
My friend forgot my birthday and I forgot theirs. B00allz.
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B00allz is when you’re so messed up you can’t even think straight.
I stayed up all night playing video games and I failed my test. B00allz.
I got yelled at by my mom and my dog bit me. B00allz.
I spilled my cereal on my shirt and my shoes are muddy. B00allz.
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B00allz is when things are so bad they’re almost magical in how bad they are.
My phone died, my dog ran away, and my favorite shirt got stained. B00allz.
I got in trouble for talking during class and I forgot my homework. B00allz.
My crush asked me out and I said yes but I forgot to wear pants. B00allz.
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