b0000n

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A b0000n is a sigma male who thinks he’s invincible. He doesn’t back down, and he’ll probably end up eating your face if you annoy him.

@sigma_mate you’re a b0000n, I’ve seen you eat a whole pizza by yourself

DM: ‘You’re a b0000n? I’ll beat you up for fun’

In the middle of a fight: ‘You’re not even a b0000n, you’re just a crybaby’

A b0000n is a guy who acts like he’s never been defeated. He drinks beer like it’s water and still has the energy to laugh at you.

‘You’re a b0000n, I’ve seen you drink beer faster than a kid eats a burger’

At the bar: ‘He’s a b0000n, he just finished three beers and still hasn’t blinked’

Text from a friend: ‘He’s a b0000n, he’s gonna beat you up just for fun’

A b0000n is a guy who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘lose’. He’ll beat you up, laugh at you, and still have time to eat a burger.

‘He’s a b0000n, he beat me up and still had time to eat a burger’

At the gym: ‘He’s a b0000n, he lifted weights and still had time to laugh at me’

Text from my brother: ‘You’re a b0000n, you’re gonna beat me up again’