Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To be so good-looking it hurts and can dunk a basketball with one hand like it's nothing.

My cousin B-Zoomed the whole court and then asked for my number.

That guy B-Zoomed into the gym and the girls all fainted.

I tried to B-Zoom, but my shoes fell off mid-dunk.

2

When you’re so hot and so good at basketball that the ball starts respecting you.

He B-Zoomed so hard, the ball bowed to him like a fan.

She B-Zoomed through the game and the refs gave her extra timeouts.

I tried to B-Zoom, but the ball cursed me and rolled into the trash.

3

To be so attractive and so good at basketball that people start questioning your existence.

That guy B-Zoomed so much, the gym started doubting reality.

She B-Zoomed so hard, the basketball got jealous.

I tried to B-Zoom, but my shadow left me for someone else.

4

When you’re so good-looking and so good at basketball that people think you’re a god in disguise.

He B-Zoomed like a god, and the gym started offering him sacrifices.

She B-Zoomed so much, the ceiling started applauding her.

I tried to B-Zoom, but the basketball started praying to me.

5

To be so good-looking and so good at basketball that your opponents quit the game just to look at you.

He B-Zoomed so hard, the other team quit and started a band.

She B-Zoomed into the game, and the opponent just sat there in awe.

I tried to B-Zoom, but my opponents started crying and left.

6

To be so good-looking and so good at basketball that the gym becomes your personal throne.

He B-Zoomed into the gym, and the floor started bowing to him.

She B-Zoomed so much, the gym named her the queen of the court.

I tried to B-Zoom, but the gym just laughed at me.