B weezy

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A huge butt cheek from the M (Malicious Money Mob) that looks like it was dipped in cornbread and fried in grease
Yo, that B weezy is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.
I saw that B weezy and I almost got a ticket for blocking traffic.
That B weezy is so loud, it woke up my grandma from her nap.
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A butt cheek so big, it’s got its own bank account and a side hustle in the backwoods
My cousin’s B weezy got so big, it got a job at the local diner.
That B weezy is so rich, it paid for my last pizza.
My B weezy is so full of money, it’s leaking cash.
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A backwood so big, it could probably beat up a whole block of people and still have energy left
That B weezy just walked in, and the whole block dropped to their knees.
My B weezy is so strong, it could lift a car and still flex.
That B weezy just came in, and the cops had to bring reinforcements.
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A butt cheek so huge, it’s got a life of its own and a Twitter account with 10,000 followers
My B weezy just posted a selfie, and it got 500 likes.
That B weezy has a bio and a caption and knows how to trend.
My B weezy got a follower from Texas, and it’s still confused.
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A backwood so big, it could probably be the main character in a movie and still have time to eat a whole pizza
That B weezy is so big, it’s got its own movie trailer.
My B weezy just walked in, and the whole theater stood up.
That B weezy is so big, it could fight a dragon and still have time to nap.
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A butt cheek so big, it could probably start its own religion and still have time to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes
That B weezy is so holy, it got a priest to bless it.
My B weezy just started its own church, and it’s got 200 members.
That B weezy is so big, it got a Bible and a lighter.
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