B-WASTED

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to be B-WASTED is to drink so much you can’t walk straight and probably can’t remember your own name, all while trying to convince the bartender you’re still in control.
I tried to order a beer and ended up crying in the middle of the bar.
He fell off a stool and yelled, 'I’m still fine!'
She tried to flirt with the barista and then threw up on the floor.
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being B-WASTED means you’re so wasted you think you’re at a party, but you’re actually in a gas station and you’re still trying to buy more snacks.
He asked the cashier for a soda and then started singing karaoke.
She tried to text her friend but sent a picture of a cat instead.
He tried to run out of the store and fell into a puddle.
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you’re B-WASTED when you’re too drunk to stand, but you still think you can dance, and you try to do it while throwing up on someone’s shoes.
He tried to dance but fell over and threw up on a table.
She tried to do the twist and ended up face-first in a chair.
He started singing and then started crying and threw up on the bar.
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to be B-WASTED is to drink so much you don’t know where you are, but you still think you’re the best at whatever game you’re playing, even if you’re losing badly.
He said he was the best at poker and then bet all his money on a coin toss.
She tried to play video games but kept pressing the wrong buttons.
He tried to beat his friend at chess and fell asleep in the middle of the game.
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you’re B-WASTED when you’re so wasted you can’t talk properly, but you still try to argue with everyone and blame them for everything.
He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong drink and then fell over.
She started a fight with her friend because she thought they said something mean.
He tried to explain his life story but kept repeating the same sentence.
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being B-WASTED is like being in a fight with your whole body, while also trying to drink and still think you’re having a good time.
He started a fight with a stranger and then drank the whole time.
She tried to talk to her friend but kept yelling and screaming.
He tried to dance and then started a fight with the DJ.
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