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Boiling a kettle like it’s your enemy, then sitting on it like it’s a throne. Let the steam hit your butt like a curse. If you’re feeling fancy, you can dump your poop water into your friend’s butt and call it a love letter.
I sat on a kettle so hard, my pants caught fire. My butt thanked me with a loud fart.
Steam, poop, and a kettle, that’s my idea of a perfect Monday.
I used my friend’s butt as a receptacle for my poop water. He called it a surprise party.
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Sitting on a boiling kettle like it’s a hot date. Let the steam go up your butt like it’s a party. If you’re feeling wild, pour your poop into your friend’s butt and call it a mutual pleasure.
I boiled a kettle, sat on it, and cried tears of joy. My butt was happy, my brain was confused.
I poured my poop into my friend’s butt. He thought it was a surprise. It wasn’t.
My kettle was so hot, I turned my butt into a steaming meatball.
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Putting your butt on a hot kettle like it’s a spa day. Let the steam go up your butt like it’s a massage. If you’re feeling saucy, dump your poop into your friend’s butt and call it a love language.
I sat on a kettle so long, my butt turned into a soup. My friend drank it and said it was delicious.
Steam, poop, and a kettle, that’s my way of saying I love you.
I dumped my poop in my friend’s butt. He said it was the best love letter he ever got.
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