B-ville

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#boring town #old people heaven #no life

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B-ville is a tiny town in Maryland that people think is full of stupid hillbillies, but it's not. It's just a boring place where old people crowd the Dutch Market and kids have to go to Columbia to have a life.

My cousin tried to move to B-ville and now she's stuck with her grandma every weekend.

I went to the Dutch Market and got lost in a sea of seniors.

Why does B-ville have a car show at Dunkin' Donuts? Who even needs that?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B-ville is so weird it could make your brain explode. It's either you ride with us or you crash into us. Either way, you're in for a wild ride.

My friend said he moved to B-ville and now he talks like he's in a horror movie.

I tried to leave B-ville and got stuck in a traffic jam with three cows.

B-ville is like a rollercoaster with no safety bars.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B-ville is where the most basic of bamma lives. It's not ghetto. It's not even close. It's just a town where people don't know what's cool.

My uncle says B-ville is the best place to live because it's 'not ghetto' and he doesn't know what that means.

I tried to explain cool stuff to my cousin in B-ville and he just stared at me.

B-ville is like the opposite of a city. No traffic. No cool stuff. Just bamma.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B-ville is a fake name for Bartlesville, Oklahoma. People think it's a real town in Maryland, but it's not. It's just a joke that nobody gets.

I told my friend I moved to B-ville and he asked if it was in Maryland or Oklahoma.

My teacher thought B-ville was a real town and tried to write an essay about it.

I got in trouble for saying B-ville is a joke and not a real town.

by Slangipedia 15d ago