B Triple F

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Best Fucking Friends Forever, like you're stuck with them in a flaming toilet.
My buddy and I are B Triple F, we’ve survived 3 bathroom fires together.
My ex and I are still B Triple F, even though she hates my guts.
My dog and I are B Triple F, he eats my homework, but I still feed him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Best Fucking Friends Forever, like you’re gonna die with them, and it’ll be glorious.
Me and my buddy are B Triple F, we’ll go down together in a flaming taco truck.
My sister and I are B Triple F, we’ve cried, we’ve fought, and we’ve still eaten each other’s leftovers.
My cat and I are B Triple F, he’s got my soul, and I’ve got his hair.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Best Fucking Friends Forever, like you’re the only one who knows your deepest secrets and your worst hangovers.
My bestie and I are B Triple F, we’ve shared pizza, secrets, and the same hangover.
Me and my cousin are B Triple F, we’ve been to 5 weddings together and still fight over the last slice.
My mom and I are B Triple F, she’s the only one who knows I still use a paper towel to wipe my butt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Best Fucking Friends Forever, like you’re going to be stuck with them in a lifetime of chaos.
My roommate and I are B Triple F, we’ve survived 7 break-ins and 3 stolen TVs.
My brother and I are B Triple F, we’ve fought over the same cereal box for 20 years.
My dog and I are B Triple F, he’s got my soul, and I’ve got his bones.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Best Fucking Friends Forever, like you’re going to share every stupid, dumb, and ridiculous moment together.
My bestie and I are B Triple F, we’ve been to 10 concerts and still don’t know the words to the songs.
Me and my crush are B Triple F, we’ve shared snacks, secrets, and 2 bad haircuts.
My neighbor and I are B Triple F, we’ve yelled at the same delivery guy 3 times.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Best Fucking Friends Forever, like you’re the only person who can make you laugh when everything’s falling apart.
My buddy and I are B Triple F, I’ve cried on his shoulder 5 times and he’s cried on mine 3.
My bestie and I are B Triple F, we’ve shared 10 pizzas and 2000 texts.
Me and my crush are B Triple F, we’ve fought, we’ve kissed, and we’ve still eaten each other’s lunches.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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