b+ tree

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The most annoying program you'll ever write. It's like having a brain full of jelly and a calculator that hates you.

My B+ tree code looked like a spaghetti dish after a fight.

I tried to write a B+ tree and now my brain is on fire.

B+ tree? More like B+ tree of doom.

A human who can't stand the cold. They're like a banana tree in a snowstorm. You'll find them huddled under a hoodie like a turtle in a snow globe.

I saw him wearing a hoodie in 60-degree weather. That's not a hoodie, that's a survival tactic.

He refused to go outside for ice cream. He'd rather die than feel the cold.

He's like a banana tree in a blizzard. Just one degree and he's dead.