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you need a real trashy girl to make your brain explode and your pants fall down

i saw you in the hallway and i knew you were gonna need a hot mess

he walked in and i knew i had to make him lose his mind

she texted me and said i was her new favorite toy

you're so average that you need a crazy girl to rip your soul out and set it on fire

he was just a regular guy until i showed up

i walked in and he started sweating like he had no idea what was coming

she said she was gonna make him forget his own name

you're so meh that you need a psycho to take your brain and turn it into a taco

he was just chilling until i showed up

i made him forget his own face

she told him he was her new favorite snack