b then d

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you have sex with them and then you ditch them like they were last week's trash
He said he'd take me out for dinner. Then he said I was a 'b then d' and left me at the mall.
She tried to get me to move in. I told her I was a 'b then d' and walked out.
My friend got 'b then d'ed by a guy who had a beard and a bad attitude.
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you tie them up and beat them with a bat for being stupid enough to not know what good sex is
My cousin got into 'b and d' because she tried to be cool at a party.
He’s been into 'b and d' since he was 12 and still thinks that means he’s tough.
She said she didn’t know what 'b and d' was. I told her to go look it up.
3
you see them after you finish eating, and you’re already tired of their face
I saw her after dinner and said, 'Why are you still here? You're a 'b then d'.'
He showed up after dinner like he was expected. I said, 'You're a 'b then d'.'
She texted me after dinner and I said, 'You're a 'b then d' and I'm done with you.'
4
you’re surrounded by women and you can’t tell which one is the best
He said he had 'b for days' and I said I was tired of all the drama.
My friend got 'b for days' and now he’s stuck with three women.
She got 'b for days' and now she can’t choose between them.
5
you’re big, black, and you walk like a horse with a lot of hair on your head
He’s a 'b with dreads' and walks like he owns the street.
She’s a 'b with dreads' and looks like she just came out of a jungle.
My uncle is a 'b with dreads' and he’s got more hair than a goat.
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you’ve got a cock that’s like a big, messy sandwich
He said he had a 'big mixed dick' and I believed him.
She got 'big mixed dick' and couldn’t stop laughing.
He tried to show off his 'big mixed dick' and it looked like a bag of chips.
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you're excited about something that's not even worth a nap
He said it was a 'big fuckin' deal' and I said it was just a fester-val.
She got so excited about the 'big fuckin' deal' that she forgot her shoes.
My friend said it was a 'big fuckin' deal' and it was just a crash-out-city.
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