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B•The•W is when you start talking about something random while already in the middle of a conversation. It’s like throwing a banana peel in the middle of a dance party.
B•The•W, did I tell you my cousin got a tattoo of a pickle?
B•The•W, I think your mom eats cereal for breakfast.
B•The•W, I just peed in my pants.
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Blow my wang is when you get so turned on you think you’re going to lose your mind. It’s also a car and a blow job. Just don’t ask why.
I saw that girl and it was like blow my wang.
My car is a blow my wang and it breaks every day.
He gave me a blow my wang and I cried.
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The Bull, the Hawk, and the Wheel are three bars in Lawrence, KS. They are the place where all the drunk people go to forget their problems.
I went to the Bull and got wasted.
The Hawk is where I met my ex.
At the Wheel, I tried to karaoke and failed.
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B N W N is when you tell someone the worst news possible, and then make it even worse. It’s like telling your mom you failed a test, and then you failed the whole class.
B N W N, I got a D and my dog died.
B N W N, I lost my job and my pants.
B N W N, my cat is fat and I’m broke.
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Yes Yes true true 100% 100% is when you’re so sure of something you repeat it like a broken record. It’s like being a robot that only says yes and true.
Yes Yes true true 100% 100%, I’m the best at everything.
Yes Yes true true 100% 100%, I won the lottery.
Yes Yes true true 100% 100%, I ate 10 pizzas.
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Black & white is when you have no color in your life, like a sad kid who only eats plain food. It’s also a brand of speakers that makes your music sound like it’s in a spaceship.
My life is black & white and I hate it.
I listen to music on black & white speakers and it’s amazing.
My dog is black & white and I love it.
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Between is when you’re stuck in the middle of two things. It’s like being in the middle of a sandwich and not being able to escape.
I was between work and my mom’s house.
The movie was between two commercials.
I was between being happy and crying.
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