b-tex

My cousin's haircut is a b-tex. It looks like a raccoon attacked him.

That movie was a b-tex. I fell asleep before the credits rolled.

My math teacher is a b-tex. She made me cry once.

That pizza was a b-tex. It tasted like old socks and regret.

My dog’s new toy is a b-tex. It’s just a sock with a face.

That concert was a b-tex. I had to leave before I threw up.

My brother is a b-tex. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.

That song is a b-tex. It’s like someone threw a blender at a cat.

My mom’s fashion sense is a b-tex. She wears socks with sandals and doesn’t care.

My friend is a b-tex. He cried when I took his tamagotchi away.

That game is a b-tex. I beat it in one day and it didn’t even notice.

My dog is a b-tex. He ran away from a vacuum cleaner.

That math test was a b-tex. I got a 27% and it felt personal.

My neighbor is a b-tex. He mows his lawn at 2 a. m. and sings opera.

That chicken nugget was a b-tex. It was dry, crispy, and full of regret.