Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A half-assed freak who’s stupid and lazy all at once.

You’re a b-tard, I can tell just by looking at your homework.

That guy who tried to explain memes to my grandma is a b-tard.

When you fail a test and blame the teacher, you’re a b-tard.

2

A short way to call someone a bastard, like when you’re too tired to say the whole thing.

You’re a b-tard, and I’m not even mad.

She called me a b-tard in the lunchroom.

He said I was a b-tard because I spilled my soda.

3

A person who stares at /b/ for hours and doesn’t even blink.

He’s been on /b/ for 8 hours straight. That’s a b-tard.

She posted a meme from /b/ during math class. Classic b-tard.

He looked at /b/ during the final exam. That’s a b-tard.

4

They live on /b/ and will throw a fit if you mention 4chan. org.

He got angry when I said 4chan. org instead of notfourchan. net. B-tard.

She yelled at me for using the wrong board. B-tard.

He blocked me because I used the wrong website. B-tard.

5

They live for /b/ and don’t care if your van explodes.

He said he’d blow up my van if I didn’t post on /b/. B-tard.

She threatened to blow up my van for ignoring /b/. B-tard.

He lived on /b/ and didn’t care about my van. B-tard.

6

A full-time b-tard is the internet’s favorite hate machine.

He’s a b-tard and he hates everyone. Classic.

She called me a b-tard because I didn’t know what /b/ was.

He’s a b-tard and he posted a meme at 3 a. m. on a Saturday.

7

They’re white, male, virgins, and they think Longcat is a real person.

He’s a b-tard and thinks Longcat is real. That’s sad.

She’s a b-tard and posted a meme about Longcat. That’s dumb.

He’s a b-tard and thinks he’s the only one who knows about Longcat.