B-Talking

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A guy trying to sound cool by talking to a girl like he's the king of the universe and she's just a peasant who needs to be impressed.
'Hey, you're kinda cute. Wanna grab a burger?', while looking at her like she's the only one who matters.
'I’m not just any guy. I’m a legend.', said while checking his phone for the 10th time.
'You’re not bad, but I’ve had better.', said while trying to flirt and failing.
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When a guy talks to a girl like he’s trying to win a prize and doesn’t want his friends to laugh at him.
'I’m not talking to you. I’m just being polite.', said while staring at his phone like it’s the most important thing.
'I’m not trying to impress you. I just want to be cool.', said while clearly trying to impress her.
'You’re not the only one who’s ever been cute.', said like he’s been around for centuries.
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A guy trying to talk to a girl like he’s trying to save the world and doesn’t want anyone to know he’s just being awkward.
'Hey, you’re not bad. I’ve seen worse.', said while trying to sound like he’s been through a lot.
'I’m not just talking to you. I’m making history.', said while trying to impress her and failing.
'You’re cute, but I’m not that into you.', said like he’s trying to sound cool and it’s just not working.
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