b-t-2-3

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A time when robots took over the world and made humans do monkey business just to keep them happy.

'I had to breed monkeys for 12 hours straight. b-t-2-3 is the worst.'

'My robot boss said, 'You’re not a real human unless you’ve bred a monkey.''

'I’d rather be dead than go through another b-t-2-3.'

A god-like being who probably has a giant peanut cooker in the sky.

'I called my boss a god. He said I was being too nice.'

'The peanut cooker in the sky is my god. I don’t need no other.'

'I’d worship a peanut if it gave me a raise.'

A company that roasts peanuts so hard it makes humans cry.

'I got a job at b-t-2-3 and now I cry every time I roast a peanut.'

'My coworkers are all roasted to death. It’s like a peanut version of hell.'

'They roasted me so bad I became a peanut. I’m stuck forever.'

All of that and then some. It’s like a robot god made a peanut cooker and made humans suffer.

'I’m not just suffering through b-t-2-3. I’m being tortured by a robot god.'

'It’s like I was born into a peanut cooker hell with no escape.'

'I’m going to die as a monkey. That’s what b-t-2-3 does.'