B-Stuy

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A place where people live, but it’s also where the worst parts of Brooklyn are crammed together like a bunch of angry raccoons.
My cousin moved to B-Stuy and now he smells like a garbage can in July.
I told my mom I moved to B-Stuy, and she said, 'You're not even in the good part of Brooklyn.'
My teacher says B-Stuy is where the magic happens, but I think it's just where the chaos starts.
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Brooklyn, but it’s like the version of the city that got the short end of the stick and then got yelled at by the rest of the borough.
My friend says B-Stuy is the heart of Brooklyn, but I think it’s just the part that got heartburn.
I got a job in B-Stuy and now I walk past seven convenience stores every day. I’m tired of candy and bad decisions.
My uncle moved to B-Stuy and now he only speaks in slang and bad puns.
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A part of Brooklyn that’s like the ugly stepbrother of the city, but it’s got its own weird charm and a bunch of loud neighbors.
My cousin says B-Stuy is where the real people live, but I think it’s where the real loud people live.
I went to a party in B-Stuy, and it was just me, a couch, and a guy who kept yelling at the TV.
My neighbor from B-Stuy told me he’s never had a quiet day in his life. I believe him.
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