Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The person who drinks so much they can't stand up and probably peed on the floor.

At the party, B Stubbs fell over and tried to hug a lamp.

B Stubbs was so drunk he tried to eat a whole pizza and cried.

B Stubbs passed out on the couch and pooped his pants.

2

A human-shaped disaster who drinks until they can't walk and then tries to fight a chair.

B Stubbs tried to dance and fell into a pool.

B Stubbs screamed at a dog and then cried.

B Stubbs tried to walk and tripped over his own feet.

3

The person who drinks until they are a mess and then tries to explain it all to nobody.

B Stubbs yelled at the TV and then tried to sing a song.

B Stubbs tried to tell a joke and just cried.

B Stubbs sat on the floor and yelled about pizza.

4

The person who drinks so much they can't remember their own name and then tries to bite a wall.

B Stubbs bit a wall and then cried.

B Stubbs tried to talk and just said 'mama'.

B Stubbs fell over and yelled at a light.

5

A human who drinks until they're a puddle of shame and then tries to run from their own shadow.

B Stubbs ran from his shadow and fell down.

B Stubbs tried to fight a shadow and cried.

B Stubbs tried to run and tripped over a chair.

6

A person who drinks until they’re a walking disaster and then tries to talk to a potato.

B Stubbs tried to talk to a potato and cried.

B Stubbs fell down and yelled at a tomato.

B Stubbs tried to sing to a potato and passed out.