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B stock is like the ugly stepsister of new products, not fresh, not broken, but definitely not getting the prince’s attention.

My cousin bought a B stock phone and got the one that was dropped in a puddle.

That B stock laptop I got was used by a guy who spilled coffee on it twice.

The B stock jeans I bought had a hole in the knee, but it was still cheaper than new.

B stock is the leftovers from the demo table, the ones the manufacturer didn’t want to keep, but were still good enough to throw at you.

The B stock TV I got was used to show off at the mall, and it had a smudge on the screen.

That B stock phone was tried out by 10 people before it came to me.

The B stock headset I got had a broken wire, but it was still $10 cheaper.

B stock is like the ugly cousin of new, it’s been used, messed with, and then dressed up again to look fancy.

The B stock speaker I got had a scratch, but it was boxed up like it was brand new.

That B stock phone was returned, fixed, and put back on the shelf like it was never touched.

The B stock headphones I bought looked brand new, until I noticed the smell of smoke from the previous owner.