B-SOP

You lost your lunch money. Now you’re screaming about your entire life being over.

She spilled coffee on her shirt. Now she’s crying about the end of the world.

He missed the bus by one minute. Now he’s throwing chairs and screaming about the apocalypse.

You had a bad day at school. Now you’re telling everyone you’re getting divorced.

He got a bruise. Now he’s claiming he’s going to die and no one will ever love him again.

She forgot her pencil. Now she’s saying the world is ending and she’s going to fail all her tests.

You had a bad haircut. Now you’re saying you’re going to be homeless forever.

He got stuck in the elevator. Now he’s telling everyone he’s going to be trapped until he’s 100.

She had a little fight with her friend. Now she’s saying she’s never going to talk to anyone again.

He had a tiny pimple. Now he’s saying he’s going to be ugly forever.

She got a bad grade. Now she’s telling everyone she’s going to fail all her classes and be homeless.

You got a little burn from the toaster. Now you’re saying you’re going to die and your whole family is going to suffer.

He had a little crush on a girl. Now he’s saying he’s going to be alone forever.

She had a bad day at the park. Now she’s telling everyone she’s going to quit school and start a life of crime.

You dropped your pencil. Now you’re saying you’re going to fail all your tests and be eaten by wolves.

He had a little fight with his brother. Now he’s saying they’re going to be enemies forever.

She got a little bit of dirt on her shirt. Now she’s saying she’s going to be stuck in the dirt forever.

You missed your favorite show by one minute. Now you’re saying the world is ending and you’re going to be alone forever.