B-Snatch

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A B-Snatch is like getting a C in a class where everyone else got an A and you got a D. It's not bad, but it's not great. It's just there to remind you you're not the best, but you're not the worst either.
Hey B-Snatch, how's your life? Still stuck in the middle?
You call that a B-Snatch? I got a D and it was better.
B-Snatch, you're like my second cousin, but I still don't like you.
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When you say B-Snatch, you're basically telling someone they're a bad person. It's like giving them a slap in the face and calling them a bad name at the same time.
Your mom is a B-Snatch? I'm gonna go tell her you said that.
You think you're funny? B-Snatch!
Your face is a B-Snatch. I'm not even lying.
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A B-Snatch is the drink you get when you’re too broke to buy anything good. It’s like that cheap stuff in the back of the store that smells like old people and expired fruit.
I drank a B-Snatch and it tasted like my aunt’s hair.
That was a B-Snatch? I could’ve paid for it with my last dollar.
I had a B-Snatch and it made me cry. Not because it was bad, but because it was real.
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