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a balla so smooth he could slide out of a jail cell with a lollipop in his mouth and a pizza on his head. he’s filthy rich, tight as a drum, and balls all day like it’s his job
he came in the class wearing a shirt that said 'i didn't do it' and a chain that said 'you did it'
he texted me 'i just robbed a bank and i'm still in my pajamas'
he showed up to lunch with a whole chicken in his backpack and a side of disrespect
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a kid so cool he could make a math test cry. he’s got more money than a beggar and balls so big they could fit a whole class inside
he walked into the gym and the whole place went silent, like they were waiting for a king
he texted me 'i just bought the school and i’m still wearing my socks'
he tried to eat a whole pizza in 30 seconds and won
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the kind of kid who walks in and the whole school stops breathing. he’s got money, he’s got style, and he’s got balls so big they could beat up a teacher
he walked in with a gold chain, a crown, and a side of disrespect
he texted me 'i just bought the principal a new car and he didn’t even thank me'
he tried to run a mile in 10 seconds and won
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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