b-shirt

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A free shirt you get when you buy a whole case of beer. It’s the kind of shirt that makes you look like a drunk idiot.

I got a b-shirt for free when I bought 24 beers. Now I look like I was born in a bar.

My brother got a b-shirt and wears it every time he goes to the store. He’s a disgrace.

That b-shirt is the reason my mom doesn’t like beer anymore.

A shirt that got stretched out so much it looks like it was worn by a human balloon.

My dad’s b-shirt is so stretched out it looks like it was worn by a human balloon.

That shirt is a b-shirt. It’s been on him for so long, it’s practically married to him.

She wore that b-shirt for a year. Now it looks like it was worn by a human balloon.