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B school is either business school or bride school. Business school is where rich kids waste money to learn how to be rich and then quit to start a coffee chain. Bride school is where Korean girls learn to be nice, not talk back, and never wear shoes that make noise.

My cousin got an MBA and now works at a taco place. Still richer than me though.

My aunt went to bride school and now she calls my dad 'Master'.

I tried to go to bride school but I just yelled 'I will not be your servant!' and ran out.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

B school is the worst school in Minneapolis. All the white kids act black just to get a 'black card' from their friends. There's fights every day, and the girls are either crazy or too short.

My friend got into a fight over a Snickers bar. It lasted 10 minutes.

I tried to walk past a fight and got stuck in the middle of it.

My cousin got kicked out for wearing a hoodie on a Monday.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

B school is like cancer. It’s the worst. The teachers are useless, the kids are all messed up, and people commit suicide there. Just pray you don’t get stuck there.

My friend tried to run away from B school and got caught in the parking lot.

I saw someone cry in the bathroom because they failed math.

My cousin got sent there and now she’s weird.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

B school is okay if you ignore the stupid kids who smoke in the bathroom, the loud girls who gossip in the halls, and the fights that block the way to class. But the best part is seeing Paul give me fist bumps.

I tried to go to class but got stuck behind a group of girls gossiping about their boyfriends.

Paul gave me a fist bump and said 'You’re my homie.'

I got distracted by a fight and missed my math test.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

B school is in Hawaii and full of idiots. They vape, smoke weed, and act cool. Life there is a mess, but if you go, I’ll be there to chill with you.

My cousin went to B school and now she’s a zombie who only eats pizza.

I saw a kid smoke weed in the hallway and got sent to the office.

My friend went there and now he talks to himself.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

B school is just a bunch of fancy parking lots at Winter Park High. Only the rich kids with expensive cars can park there. Everyone else has to suffer in the dirt.

My friend tried to park his beat-up car and got yelled at by some rich kid.

I saw a kid with 17-inch rims and an exhaust that roared like a dragon.

My cousin’s car got stuck in the dirt and now he walks to class.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

B school is a school for idiots in Chicago. It’s so bad that it’s actually in Ohio. Don’t go there. It’s a waste of time and life.

My friend got sent to B school and now he lives in Ohio.

I saw a kid at B school and he just sat there and stared at the ceiling.

My cousin got stuck in B school and now he’s weird.

by Slangipedia 5d ago