b-route

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A b-route is when you drive like a drunk man just to find a spot to light up and breathe in smoke like it’s your job. It’s basically the opposite of being responsible.
I took a b-route just to smoke on the highway. The cops didn’t even care.
My mom called me a b-route because I drove past three gas stations to find a park.
He did a b-route in the middle of the night just to smoke and yell at the moon.
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A b-route is like being stuck in a place where everything is bad, and no one wants to leave. It’s the worst kind of nowhere.
That restaurant was a b-route. The food was bad, the service was worse, and the music was a crime.
The park was a b-route. There was trash everywhere, and the swings were broken.
My math test was a b-route. I had no idea what was going on.
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A b-route is when you go somewhere and it’s so over the top, it’s like the universe is trying to confuse you.
That party was a b-route. There were people in costumes, a karaoke machine, and a goat.
The concert was a b-route. It was like a rock show, a dance party, and a math competition all at once.
The game was a b-route. It had six different rules, and we had to wear helmets.
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