Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The nickname of a guy who sings like he’s been stuck in a blender for years.

'B-rok? That guy sounds like he’s got a larynx made of broken glass.'

'I don’t know why he’s still in the band. He’s like a bad karaoke machine.'

'B-rok’s voice is the reason I still have nightmares about pop music.'

2

A man who sings so badly, he might as well be a curse from the 90s.

'B-rok is like a sad version of a boy band member.'

'He’s not singing. He’s just screaming into a hair dryer.'

'If B-rok was a vegetable, it’d be a sad potato.'

3

The guy who made Backstreet Boys sound like they were doing a group project in middle school.

'B-rok’s voice is the reason I failed music class.'

'He sounds like he’s singing in a prison cafeteria.'

'If B-rok was a superhero, his power would be making people cry.'

4

A human being who somehow managed to turn a pop song into a cry for help.

'B-rok’s voice is like a broken recorder in a math test.'

'He sings like he’s been yelled at by a teacher for 10 years.'

'B-rok is the reason I now hate every pop song ever.'

5

The one guy in the band who made the Backstreet Boys sound like they were doing a talent show in a garage.

'B-rok’s voice is like a broken kazoo in a thunderstorm.'

'He’s the reason I still have a headache from the 90s.'

'If B-rok was a food, it would be burnt toast.'

6

A man who sings like he’s been hit by a truck and then asked to sing in a karaoke bar.

'B-rok’s voice is the reason I now hate karaoke.'

'He sounds like he’s been yelled at by a teacher and a DJ.'

'If B-rok was a pizza, it would be cold and soggy.'