B-rice Qake

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the most attractive monster ever. Loves black velvet and vodka like it's her first love. Always hanging out with Magoo, who's too dumb to leave her side.
Just saw B-rice Qake chugging vodka like it was water. Magoo was crying because he spilled his drink.
B-rice Qake walks in, and the whole bar goes silent. Then she starts laughing at Magoo's face.
She told me she’d drink me under the table. I said fine. She did it in two sips.
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the hottest nightmare you ever had. Drinks black velvet like it’s her job. Magoo is her pet, and he knows it.
B-rice Qake just came in and told the bartender to give her the strongest drink. He gave her a bottle of black velvet. She smiled and said, 'I love you.'
Magoo tried to flirt with her. She gave him a look that could melt steel. He ran out screaming.
She drank all night and still looked like she could take me on. I got scared and left.
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the most beautiful monster on earth. Drinks black velvet and vodka like it’s a religion. Magoo is her shadow, and he’s proud of it.
B-rice Qake just walked in and ordered three shots. She drank them all and said, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
She started a fight with a guy who tried to flirt with her. Magoo joined in, and it turned into a full-on bar brawl.
She said she’d take me on in a drinking contest. I said yes. She drank me into the next century.
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