B-rice Dick

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A sad little thing that looks like a pencil. Also smells like old socks.

My cousin's B-rice Dick is so sad, it makes my dog cry.

He tried to impress me with his B-rice Dick. It was like watching a baby try to ride a bike.

That B-rice Dick is so weak, it can't even stand up when it's supposed to.

A tiny, flaccid piece of meat that looks like it's about to give up.

My B-rice Dick is so small, it hides behind my shirt like a coward.

He had a B-rice Dick so tiny, it was like a shrimp wearing a hat.

That B-rice Dick is so flaccid, it can't even do a push-up.

A meaty disappointment that looks like it was hit by a truck.

He showed me his B-rice Dick. It was like looking at a dead rat.

My B-rice Dick is so bad, it makes my breakfast taste worse.

That B-rice Dick is so broken, it can't even stand up for itself.