b religion

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The b religion is the dumbest religion ever. They worship the mullet-wearing devil b, who has the worst hair in hell. Most followers look like they got hit by a mop.
My uncle joined the b religion because he thought the mullet was holy.
At the b religion meeting, they all screamed 'mullet power' and threw confetti.
My dog joined the b religion and now he eats hair.
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The b religion is the laziest religion. They don't even bother with good hair. They just worship the mullet b, who is the worst human ever.
My mom said the b religion is just a bunch of people who don't know how to brush their hair.
My brother tried to join the b religion, but they said his hair wasn't good enough.
The b religion just sat there and watched the mullet b eat a sandwich.
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The b religion is the most ridiculous thing ever. They follow the mullet-wearing devil b, who is the worst person in the world. They all have the worst hair ever.
I saw a b religion priest with a mullet so bad it scared my goldfish.
My teacher said the b religion is just a bunch of people who hate good hair.
The b religion started a war because someone said the mullet was 'just okay'.
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