B-on-B

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A human mountain or a monster that can eat a whole buffet and still ask for seconds.
This guy is B-on-B. He ate six pizzas and still wanted wings.
That truck is B-on-B. It’s like a building on wheels.
My aunt is B-on-B. She eats so much, she’s starting to look like a donut.
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You're so bored you're typing the same letter until your fingers fall off.
I was so bored I typed ‘Z’ for 10 minutes straight. My brain died.
She was B-on-B. She just typed ‘A’ for an hour. Her phone was mad.
He was B-on-B. He typed ‘E’ so much, he got a tattoo.
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Boob to Belly Ratio. It’s how big your chest is compared to your gut. Scientists are using mice because humans are too lazy to measure.
My B-on-B is 1 to 10. I look like a deflated balloon.
Her B-on-B is 10 to 1. She’s got a chest like a mountain.
That guy’s B-on-B is like 2 to 3. He’s got a gut like a pit.
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Short for bed and breakfast. It’s like a hotel but with more coffee and less sleep.
That B-on-B was the worst. I got coffee and a headache.
I stayed at a B-on-B. The breakfast was better than my mom’s cooking.
That B-on-B had a bed and a breakfast. I slept for three hours.
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When you use your butt as a birth control method. No babies, just pain and pleasure.
They had B-on-B. No babies, just a sore butt.
He used B-on-B. He didn’t want to be a dad. He just wanted to be a dad with a sore butt.
They did B-on-B. The next day, she couldn’t sit down.
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Trading cocaine for a blowjob. It’s like a drug deal but with more fun.
He did B-on-B. Got a blowjob instead of a hit. Worth it.
They had a B-on-B deal. Cocaine for a blowjob. She was happy.
He used B-on-B. Got high and got a good face massage.
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When bros and bitches come together for beer and fun. It’s like a party before the party.
They had B-on-B. The sorority came over and the bros got drunk.
That B-on-B was wild. Beer, girls, and a lot of screaming.
They did B-on-B. The party was epic. The pregame was legendary.
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