B. Ochoa

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A guy who flips out whenever someone says he's a rapist. His lips are like old pizza crusts and he yells at Jews like they owe him money. He also spends way too much time talking about cleaning his foreskin like it's a full-time job.
'I'm not a rapist! I'm a victim of lies!', Brian, after someone called him one in class.
He stood up in the middle of lunch and yelled, 'The Jews are the worst!' just because his coffee was cold.
He texted me: 'I’m scrubbing my foreskin right now. You should be too.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Brian Ochoa is the guy who thinks the world is against him. He has lips that look like they've been through a war and he doesn't believe in climate change because he thinks it's a Jewish conspiracy.
He screamed at the teacher, 'The Jews are trying to ruin my life!' during math class.
He posted on Twitter: 'I’m not a rapist. I’m a victim of the Jews and climate change.'
He told me, 'I clean my foreskin every day. You should too. It’s the only way to beat the Jews.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s a guy who talks about his foreskin more than anyone else. He hates Jews so much he would fight them with a mop if he had to. He also thinks climate change is fake and probably invented by a Jew.
He texted me: 'I’m scrubbing my foreskin like it's a battle. The Jews are watching.'
He yelled at the principal, 'You’re a Jew! You’re trying to make me fail!'
He posted on Instagram: 'No climate change. No Jews. Just me and my foreskin.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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